On this 5x7 blank greeting card, you will find Rocky & Ella. Married for nearly 50 years, Rocky and Ella simultaneously can’t stand one another but also cannot function without one another. They are uncomfortably blunt and direct about everything they observe, whether at home alone or in a restaurant full of people. Retired, and without viable hobbies, they have decided it is their job to judge literally everything in the visible world and not like any of it. They are convinced the government is following them around and eavesdropping on their conversations…which is why you will occasionally hear them blurt out “if you want me, you know where to find me”.