Blank Greeting Card - Linda

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On this 5x7 blank greeting card you will find Linda.  Linda is very bold and uses rather blue language in her day-to-day interactions with the neighborhood dogs.  Even those put off by her loud personality can’t resist stopping by her stoop to listen to her self-deprecating tales of misadventure.  But that tough and rugged exterior masks an inner self-consciousness.  Many would be shocked to hear that she sometimes ruminates over her shape and weight and can look at herself disapprovingly in the mirror for hours on end.  Deep down, she’s just looking for love, understanding and acceptance.  Linda is extremely loyal and protective of those she “lets in”.  Mess with her or her people and she will flat out whip you’re a$$.